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because of the holiday and catching a really gross nasty cold from family, i do not have a comic for you this week. but i figured perhaps i could make it up with a propaganukka
and what better kind of gift than something that reaaaaaaally expemlifies the perfect storm of late 80s early 90s tv/toy/videogame/justsayno than...
from what little i know about double dragon, it was meant to be sort of a continuation? alternate? side game...? of river city ransom. or maybe RCR was meant to be a side game for DD. either way, it involved sidescrolling and beating dudes up to rescue your girlfriend from some evil dude. i mix the two up with steady regularity, since i only really played RCR and it was the sillier of the two.BUT
absolutely none of that matters because the tv show has about as much in common with the game as the 90s remake of carnival of souls
had with the original film. AND
absolutely none of THAT matters, because when you want to shoehorn a moral about drugs into a 90s cartoon, BY JIMMINY YOU WILL DO IT
SO WITHOUT FURTHER DELAY.....
( SPIRIT OF THE DRAGON. LEAD US TO THE ANTI DRUG PROPAGANDA WE WISH TO MOCK. )
and that's all there is to it! i hope y'all had fun. i'll have a comic for you this coming weekend, and hopefully a bunch of pokemon drawings too.
in the meantime, what'd we learn?
cars go boom, i guess?
YEAH THAT WORKS