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Chovek and Kammi Pictures

Kammi, resident mechanic. Chovek, resident fag. both love to beat the snot out of their favourite drunk!
NOTE: An astriks (*) means a NEW image!



2011
merciful manly men*
look at that smileychest.

Ladder adder
oh chovek, you flirt

unfinished rarr
RAAAAAAR says kammi

the hell
kammi does not appriciate this

holla
worst chovek ever

grit
it was not a good day for chovek drawings

untrustworthy
do NOT put your hands near her mouth when she's grinning like that, folks.

fruity spacesuit
chovek goes full on 1960s scifi flamboyant

2010
floating
awaaaaaay

bbbb
bbbbbb

chillin
like a villain

weee
a cute little chovek with a crooked tail

GRUNT FLEX FLEX
first thing drawn without my splint on after surgery. it hurt a lot and...doesn't look so great XB

raaaaave
complete with a single glowstick

Chovek's Valentine
it had to be done. no if ands or butts.

dat ass
dat ass

boing?
chovek pounces i guess

buh?
i dunno chovek

unamused
kammi is not fond of your antics

gamansuru
means "endure". after i lost a whole page's worth of drawings, that's what i had to do :<

2009
what a leaner
HI KAMMI

my pole
why don't you DANCE around it, chovek?

coo
wtf happened here i don't even

blef
chovek is irritated i haven't had time to actually sit down and do the charity war image

nice chai
i found a place that had surprisingly good chai

ow
my everything

glower
ffff

chovek's hand
basicly

excuse me
kammi has something to say. with her fist.

fix-up
mechanics should be buff, which makes women mechanics hard to draw.

This is radio station CJ boogie
OH CHOVEK, YOU ARE A CJ.

snear
kammi snears the best

flatcolour kammi
HATEFUL AS EVER

flatcolour chovek
AND GAY AS EVER

babooshka
THE KGB HAS HER UNDER SURVAILANCE!

chovek the helpful hard-on
i...i don't know.

hoodie
it was his before it was grey's.

pbbth
how mature

butts
bubblebutts

oh wilson
kammi punch you in the eye

ugly chovek head
i tried. i failed. i'm sorry chovek.

toy waffles
it would be a not very fun toy

2008
OH MAN ITS KAMMI
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME I DREW HER

i said what what
in the butt

2007
is it twoo?
ITS TWOO ITS TWOO

FAG FAG FAG FAG
*glasses off* SUPERFAG!

BALLS OF COOOOCKS
FROLIC IN SPRINGTIME

am i flipping myself off?
the trials of being tridactyl.

durp
MORE DURPISH PICS OF POINTLESSNESS. KAMMI THIS TIME.

chovek skull
it sure is

facial
he was overdue for something not silly

he dances in secret
he's a part time punk

buttsex
PSSSSSSST ITS A SECRET

chupa chups
do you know what that even means in spanish seriously

tron fag
ITS LIKE THE MATRIX. BUT GAYER.

gnnnnt
smash all

cheesecake?
it's very hard to do cheesecake with someone who doesn't wear a shirt or bra in the first place.

can't leave him alone for 5 minutes
no, chovek, we CAN'T leave kyo alone for 5 minutes.

ROCK OUT
WITH YOUR COCK OUT (no cock in this picture)

NO BOOTY CALLS!
ITS NOT HAPPENINGGGGG

raised ears
probably the only time you will see them.

ALLA HOOCHIE MAMAS THROW YOUR HANDS UP
ONLY YOU-OOOOOOOO

condoms
v. important to manwhores.

contract renewal!
RAWK AWWWWNNN MY COMPANY LURVZ ME they offered me a full year contract, not just a half year ;D and my probationary period isn't even over for my first contract.

sad chovek
i got nothin.

this is a robbery!
give me my wallet.

middle earth
rolled a 20 for my charisma stat

ass kicking pants
it's worse than leaving your wallet i swear

chut up
go back to china, bitch.

2006
gatorsuit
I DUNNO

scrutinize
kammi scrutinizes the lined paper

peniswhisper
chovek has a secret.

Quit this
I DARE YOU.

ra-ra-rasputin
LOVER OF THE RUSSIAN QUEEN

i have a cunning plan
which cannot fail

Dance for Tanookie
chovek puts on a show for his fans. see that arrow? that's the point of this drawing.

CAVE KAMMI
IN A FRILLY DRESS

point point
look up there and not down here please

Music
a comission, chovek gets funky.

Choochoo
chovek makes all the trains jump their rails.

2005
towel
CHOVEK NEEDS NO PANTS FOR HIS HALFIE SELF

Next.
kammi expresses my frustration with not being able to crush several skulls with a crecent wrench.

white boys
fucking hair soundtrack

RETARDS! MORONS!
kammi swears so excellently at people who pretend they know their history.

Razzz
chovek gives the viewer a razzberry.

O RLY?
kammi will o rly you right to the moon.

Gotta Work
a request picture from a cool fan, it is kammi working on a plane. in watercolour.

Miss Kammi
the irate mechanic is SO coming back.

2004
smallish Kammi
not even coloured. eh. her strap is all falling down. you can see her smallish booby.

Chovek (colour)
mmm chovek :o everyone look at this. its very pretty. i also layered the colour on his er...'piece of seethrough cloth' so that it got the effect i envisioned. is pretty methinks.

Chovek
half Hekshanian, half Rakwulf. look for him in stories someday.

2003
Kammi
a good, lovely, full-colour serious picture of Kammi the Hekshanian mechanic.

Kammi
realisticly done, and really cool. kammi kinda reminds me of asuka, now that i think of it. but i created her before i even saw eva dont sue...me...

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