Note: this was actually sent to my CELLPHONE while i was at work. taren was trying to amuse me while i had another hour to go. ITS DELIBERATELY BAD |3

How about the story of Jet and the shark? The way I figure it, Jet is just walking along one day, crashing hard from the drugs, and he ends up in an alley. Now, this is bad news because you never know when some posers are going to come around and mess you up (or rape you, but Jet might like that so we're going to stick with the mess you up part). Just then though, he looks up and this shark is hovering there! Just floating around in air, looking at him! He figures it is some kind of hallucination, but those wouldn't normally happen during a crash so he's like totally confused. Kinda aroused too (you know how Jet is with marine animals) but he doesn't want to be rude. Plus, he's kinda laying in some trash and while that might be acceptable for female humans there's no way you are going to pick up a sharkess in that state. Anyway, Jet's thinking all this when the shark just starts talking! She tells him how she is this dimensional traveler and she happened to hear about his story and she feels sorry for him and wants to help. Then some stuff happens.

So, now Jet is all cured of his drug problem and he totally wins every mine race. In fact, he is so cool the mines just all explode from the force of his awesomeness when he wins the last race and the mine particles falling to the planet totally cure everyone and people are all happy and dancing and stuff. This is when Kyo and Koji hook up. So, one thing leads to another and nature takes its course and the shark is pregnant! Jet is totally happy though and they get married (that one chick from the comic officiates. You know the one!) The shark ends up having twins, a boy and a girl. But they are both Hekshanian because a shark hybrid would suck. So, they grow up having many awesome adventures until one day they go to earth and totally talk to the Rulerist council and have sex with all the leaders until everyone is all satisfied and happy and the Rulerists stop being dicks. Even though they weren't really being dicks before. But now they are REALLY not being dicks. Also, Kyo starts using opium instead of alcohol and everyone is happy. The end.